Wednesday, April 15, 2009

why i will end up in jail

sooner or later i will probably commit a violent felony on one or more of the following types of people:

- people who insist on trying to get on the elevator while i'm trying to get off (the elevator you sick fuck)
- people who waited in line to order for 10 damn minutes and are stumped by the 'what can i get for you?' question
- people who have George W. Bush stickers on their cars STILL
- anyone who resides in Utah
- Walker McBain

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