Just because you went sober 3 months ago doesn't mean your opinion, on the exact type of person you were (and are), matters . In fact, you're playing catch-up to a life that's been going on while you've been drunk. We can live fine without you bringing us down. In fact:
Fuck you, recently sober guy.
I can empathize with your problems. But get in line. And just because you're sober doesn't entitle you to shit. I'm not driving 16 miles out of my way to take you home because you lost your license in a drunken mishap last year. You're supposed to suffer, whether you've sobered up or not. So here's the bus stop. Get out of my car.
You know what we do when we don't want to be around drunk people? We go home. So go home, sober guy. Apply yourself to something that matters for a change. You're sober. There's gotta be something you can do, aside from telling your friend how hard you have it. We became friends with you because you had something to offer. Now, we just feel sorry for you. So go home, figure something out, and if you come back with something to offer again, my door is open. But if you keep making me feel guilty for knowing you I'm gonna release a box of coyotes into your shitty apartment.
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i had a quite similar experience with someone we'll call Yommy Yohnson. Get used to taking the bus asshole - i'm not driving you to Central and Northern ever again.
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