Monday, April 27, 2009

Jokes. For you.

Probing questions.

Q: What did the blind orphan get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.


Q: Why didn't Superman save JFK?
A: Because he was in a wheelchair.


Q: How do you make a clown cry?
A: You kill his family.


Q: What's the hardest part about going on a shooting spree in a nursery school?
A: Getting the blood stains out of your clown suit.

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