Thanks for the Crutches

Just wanted to send a throwout to religion and partisan politicians.

Thanks for the pointless genocide and awkward phobias. You guys are really doing a stellar job. Way to solve the world's problems.

Next time I see Joel Osteen and Karl Rove on TV I'll be sure to send them each $20 in hopes they buy a lap dance and we're all lucky enough to have a responsible media person around to send them on their downward spiral.

This is my Christmas Wish.