The Susej

Ladies and Gentleman,
Some of you may feel like you just haven’t brushed up on the teachings of the Lord for a while so I took it upon myself to share with you my favorite way to do this.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

I think you will be enlightened. My personal favorites are under the category “The law” especially the section that explains “When to stone your children” and also the precious lesson of how to punish someone who performs bestiality. Oh yeah, you can also go ahead and cancel your porn subscriptions because there is plenty of stuff to masturbate to under the newly added “Revelations” section. You can thank me later for saving your souls.

Thy Kingdom cum, on earth as it is in your vagina.