Thursday, April 2, 2009

A new, reoccurring, segment

People I Hate #1

The fucking girl who seems to be in every one of my classes who is ALWAYS fucking sick. piles of tissue, the loudest cough on earth. but this is what does it for me: sucking down fucking cigarettes every time i walk outside. listen, i treat my body like a strip club as much as anyone but come on. REMEDY: get cancer already.



People I Hate #2

People who insist on eating smelly food in enclosed public places. 1 hour ago, Lardass Government Worker bitch could wait to get off the elevator to begin scarfing her reuben sandwich. I hope she choked after I got off.

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