so being the sick SOB that i am, imagine my horror to discover that i was unaware that a beautiful, brilliant, and downright glorious segment of society actually refers to Easter as "Zombie Jesus Day."
part of me wants to thank those of you who have enlightened me. the other part, the bigger part, wants to tell the rest of you to go fuck yourselves for leaving me in the dark for so long.
i am thankful however that no one was audacious enough to send me a 'happy easter' mass text. it has nothing to do with the holiday but i really didn't feel like having to electronically threaten anyone's life today.
p.s. the zombie jesus voice in my head is actually more of a frankenstein thing, but i think it's funnier that way.
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