...they are the preface to shit. be it fecal matter or bullshit spewed from the mouth. anyway, i'm in that lovely time of the year where i actually have something important going on: finals. although this has given me many many things and people to hate, i have to step back every now and again because at my heightened state of stress i'm liable to kill someone for looking at me wrong. here a few examples of my recent lapses in judgment:
- told a pretty hot girl that i've been into (yep both ways) that her recent drama and bitching ranks about as high with me as the skidmark in a pair of underwear
- told my landlord he is an asshole and that i looked forward to spending my entire summer fighting him for my $300 security deposit in small claims court
- made a "you people" comment to a minority in Circle K. i'm gonna have to leave that one pretty vague as the guilt may cause me sleeplessness
lastly: i come to the library so i'm NOT distracted. i didn't come here to talk to you. i've ignored you all semester for a reason. you have nothing of value to add to any conversation in which you partake - and there is absolutely nothing short of 'hey, i got an advanced copy of the exam and i'm gonna massage your dick while i photocopy it for you" that i want to discuss with you.
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Opinions are like assholes: your's smells too.
Great career start, by the way. Start suing everyone you can. Good luck with that.
Look at the Big Swinging Dick with the JD!
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