first a disclaimer. i wear a suit every day. but in my defense, when i eat ice cream while wearing my suit: i do it in public, i slurp in a vulgar manner when children walk by, i always ask people if they'd like to share, and when they say yes i tell them it's penis flavor - now at least. but back to your point D, you're right. don't trust us. i can't tell you how many mothers cry at night due to my sins. too much?
i'm not sure what the point of the porn rant was but i guess i'm old fashioned. i don't need anything more than a lesbian gang bang, squirting, the occasional midget, and my new favorite: tribbing. look it up.
JNCO. honestly, i didn't that that brand even existed. i thought it went the way of my Bugle Boys and my Member's Only jacket. and where did it go...? i'm wearing them now. JNCO is what 'bad boys' in Utah suburbs wear. you know, in their rebellious phase when they think about feeling up their Napoleon Dynamite worthy girlfriend.
lastly an excuse. i don't post because i spend 12 hours a day a job that would fire me in a second if they found this on my computer. i can't wait to get fired.
is it weird that i want to fuck half the women on the Food Network? yep. paula dean is on my list.
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Tribbing is gay.
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