"How does Jello fit all that chocolaty taste in just 60 calories? Who cares!" well bitch, now that you mention it, i fucking care. what kind of growth hormone or carcinogenic additives are you putting in there?
but that's not why i'm really here. you know that warm feeling you get that makes your soul feel nice and cozy? that feeling that only comes from getting a government worker fired during a recession? yea, i'm there. and it's making me aroused.
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