Some Haiku

Fuck off. I use the word "Haiku" loosely.



To the fat girl at
The dry-cleaners nearby home
Please shower you whore
+
Your twat smells from here
Even through the chemicals
And shame of this place

Surround sound, I like
But something's not right. Red-head!
He turned off the sub

Thanks I like to play
With myself while you all sleep
Or while you're awake

A community
Is so far away from here
Phoenix sucks like that

I want to find all
Secrets to female big O
I don't mean Oprah

A girl self indulged
Bought pants uglier than chode
Boyfriend has no shame
+
Persistent winter
Season of relationship
Pants host DNA



And my personal favorite:

Fuck you, fucking fuck
Fuck the fuck you fuck so much
Fuck both fucking fucks

That's all.