Too much steak. Moving slow. Not feeling so hot. Struggling to type... harder to do homework... need to sleep it off.
Famous last words: "Oooh! Discount meat!"
Other famous last words, some actually spoken by me in the presence of people you know:
"Plenty of room, keep backing up." - Eric Smart to me
"I'll just set a controlled burn." - me to Walker [15th Street almost went up in flames]
"That's not enough gas to catch fire from a cigarette." - me to Bill Fedderson
Other famous last words whose context I can't remember exactly:
"You'll make it if you go fast enough."
"I can drink more than that."
"Don't be a pussy."
"We need a skylight." - Walker actually talked me out of that one
"It'll take us a month to finish that much Canadian Club." - Walker talked me into that one
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more famous last words:
"I don't think I'm going to drink that much at the Christmas party, just this water bottle full of tequila."
"Making out with strippers isn't cheating, the strippers don't know any better!"
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