America, Fuck Yea!

Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood. I'm not going to fuck your mouth and my time is extremely valuable.

In the nick of time. What the hell is a 'nick?'

Back home just in time for Futurama. Nothing makes me happier than Futurama re-runs on Adult Swim. Nothing. Not even you. Seriously. If it came down to Bender or my so-called friends, I'd eat Bachelor Chow off your dead bodies. Then I'd drink Slurm and tequila.

"There's nothing wrong with murder, so long as you let Bender wet his beak." -Bender [shiny metal God]

All hail.

P.S. I know its been a while since I posted some lyrics like I promised. Truth is, most of them are still on my PC. Ever since I experienced the Mac revolution I can't bear the thought of turning on my Dell. It takes about ten minutes to boot-up, and I just don't have that kind of time. Suck it Pat. And you Trebek. You rogue.

RLS

Seen those commercials for RLS? Restless leg syndrome? I have restless brain syndrome. I can't sit still anymore. I just wrote three chapters to the novel I haven't touched in almost a year while I 'm supposed to be watching football. Maybe now would be a good time to take up drugs. Mmmm... drugs.

I suck...

So it's 10:15 on Friday night. I just got out of the library. I suck. I'm going to bed. Who are you? Where am I? What the hell is that horrible smell? Where are your pants?

In the year 2000...

I've had a vision of my future. No, my destiny! I will be a washed-up, old, actor pitching life insurance or pet medication on late-night television.

Take that suckas!

Shameless Publicity

I watched a really cool movie last night. It was called 'Brick.' Really cool who-dun-it flick. It has that kid from 3rd Rock From The Sun and 10 Things I Hate About You. It took me about half the movie before I realized it.

Since there are all of about two people who read this blog, I'm gonna log some words that may come up in common searches to try and gain some viewers:

PRO-LIFE
PRO-CHOICE
REPUBLICANS
DEMOCRATS
CHRISTIAN COALITION
JESUS WAS BLACK
P.E.T.A.
TED NUGENT FAN CLUB
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
ROSSIE V. THE DONALD
MATT DAMON (said with retard emphasis)
TAX PLAN
IRAQ
CHENEY '08
BARACK FOR PRESIDENT

This should attract an interesting group of people.

Holy Crap!

I just found a NinePoint CD. There are a few of you out there that know the significance of this find. I can't tell you how painful it is to listen to it. To the guilty parties involved in the creation of this abomination; may God have mercy on your souls. Except you, crazy drummer Bill. You deserve the shame associated with this. I can't decide if I should can it or burn several copies to send to you bastards. What the hell were we thinking?

ME AND THE WALL
i've got nothing better to do than stare at the wall while i think about you
alone on my bed... BANG!!!!....

(I just shot myself in the head.)

Some things are better left lost. Fuck all the ravers. Fuck 'em.

los gatos estan muertos en la estufa

MY FIRE

looking back through broken mirrors
memories in smoke and dust
hindsight and second guesses
burned with the fires of love lost
burried in the weight of regret
i broke so many trusts when
i tore myself away

no way to fix burned bridges
no way to turn back time
so easy to destroy this
so simple to throw away

and just because, i don't know how long it's been
since this kept me awake
staring at shadows on the wall
that the trafic lights make

no chance to rectify
some flames never die
throw away this fucked-up life
i've thrown it all away

one chance to walk away without
losing my dignity
every single one of them is burned into my side
remind me of past-tense
and time that i wasted
when i did other things but try

no matter how hard i tried to push you away
you came back with a smile
and that fucking look on your face

Kill Whitey!

Now that the 'Great White Thak' has started posting comments I must note that anything and everything posted on this page will be considered hearsay until I specifically say otherwise.

P.S. It wasn't heroine, I was sniffing glue. With Walker.

And now for the namesake, It Tastes Like Burning

IT TASTES LIKE BURNING

I burned my bridges
And a house that looked a lot like yours
Were you inside it?
Did you taste the flames?

Because I can’t love you anymore
I think it’s better that you die
I think I lied when I told you
I’d leave you alone this time

I’d tear my heart out
If only to see your face
I’d let you kill me
If you weren’t the enemy

Always I will remember the things you said to me
It’s not so sad when you’re crying
I’m not as weak as you think

I think I’ll kill myself
Wait, not me, you
My thoughts feel so scattered
I am so confused

Was this the life you had in mind?
Hateful visions all but left behind
The downward spiral of which you spoke
The dreams that you created
In lieu of promises broke

I can’t be you answers
And I wouldn’t if I could
I can’t create your questions
And I don’t think I should

Like a bunch of retards humping a doorknob!

Yea, so... it's about 7:30 in the morning. I'm dressed and ready to roll out the door, one last look the the schedule to see where I'm going... wait, wtf? I'm running about 2 hours early this morning. Don't ask. I'll just go back to sleep. Oh, wait. I drank an entire fucking pot of coffee when I got up. Good luck with that.

More Akiles lyrics

Another rad Akiles song. I've used 'rad' twice in two days now. I will claim responsibilty for its inevitable comeback.

I DECLARE

I think I’m growing stronger
This too soon shall pass
It’s getting harder
For me to escape the past
I’ve been running forever
But I haven’t escaped a thing
There must have been an explosion
You must have heard something

Where am I now?
I wonder if you’d like to know
I hope that you’re happy
No, on second thought I don’t

Burning forever
Why won’t you let this die?
The smoke and the embers
All burned out this time
I been searching for answers
And I haven’t found a think
I know you heard the explosion
I know you felt something

Where am I now?
I wonder if you’d like to know
I hope that you’re happy
No, on second thought I don’t

Something Recent

Some lyrics I wrote for Akiles. Akiles is from Scottsdale, AZ. One of the raddest bands around. They're gonna be huge as soon as they find a permanent singer. Check them out on MySpace. It kills me to say that. I hate Myspace.
P.S. They named the song before I wrote the lyrics. If the title makes no sense to you, that's why.

WANT IT
Two times more than coincidence
Both times I ruined my best chance
Looking back through broken mirrors
You find it easy to distort the truth
You walked away with your head down
So you wouldn’t have to see
All the broken pieces that you left
When I begged on hand and knee
For a single drop of forgiveness

You’re talking in circles
And I can’t believe the things you say
When you’re running your mouth
To everyone and everything
Beat it to death
Just because you don’t know when to stop
No I can’t save you
I can’t save you from yourself

You once said, "what is love without the loss?"
I said that it wasn’t worth the cost
Told yourself you had so much control
Enough shinning light to brighten my shadows

You’re talking in circles
And I can’t believe the things you say
When you’re running your mouth
To everyone and everything
Beat it to death
Just because you don’t know when to stop
No I can’t save you
I can’t save you from yourself

I think that this might be the last time
I think that this might be the last time

You’re talking in circles
And I can’t believe the things you say
When you’re running your mouth
To everyone and everything
Beat it to death
Just because you don’t know when to stop
No I can’t save you
I can’t save you from yourself