one last thought

"Murder-Suicide Pact" was the only right answer. That's right. It wasn't a poll, it was a pop quiz. And whoever answered, failed.

"Kids, you tried and failed. The lesson is; never try." - Homer Simpson

????

I know it's Veteran's Day and all but I just heard on the news that the government spent $120 million to restore an aircraft carrier from WWII. I am all for preserving history and honoring our vets. But was this really necessary at this stage? How about waiting until we have one of those lovely budget surpluses to do this stuff.

My new math

3 years of law school / 2 different schools - a ton of fun + a little motivation = hanging by my neck in the closet.

any thoughts?

Day man
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun
You’re a master of karate and friendship…for everyone

The Brilliance Of The Corporate World

I'm not kidding. This is for real.

Just a thought...

They got armadillos out here? I bet they make a cool sound when you run them over.

Ha

seeing as i said i write again when the booze wore off and i didn't post for a month - draw your own conclusions.

creepy food pics

Whoaman

I said whoa-man. She stole my heart and my cat.

Booze cruise over for now. Comments to come when the booze wears off.

I hate doing this again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi70n_HFRtk

Brand New - "Jesus" on David Letterman Show.

I've watched a lot of TV and a LOT of Letterman. This is the best live performance on TV I have ever seen. This a beautiful song anyway and is totally worth a watch/listen.

Check it, check it out.

Werd.

"Some people will tell you you're crazy, and maybe they're right. But the fact of the matter is: Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor to daredevil ratio in the world!"

A final thought

When I die, I don't want anyone to have truly known me.
I want them to believe my version.

Best Simpsons quote ever

"Make them hate you. You feed on their hatred and you are so hungry."

This one's for you...

_atrick _rmstrong

I Love My Country–Aw, Who Am I Kidding? My Country Can Go Fuck Itself

bored

i've grown tired of this blog. I may really change it soon. or delete it. we'll see.

If you've been watching the news...

...this is funny.

Confidence

I am a commercial airline pilot.

No, I AM A COMMERCIAL AIRLINE PILOT.

Prezidential Paint Ballz

Ha ha. If you like wasting time as much as me...
You'll find this mildly entertaining.

http://www.miniclip.com/games/presidential-paintball/en/

The Hollywood Minute

Okay, so I haven't seen this movie yet but if you've seen the preview you probably had the same reaction as me.


I like it better the first 23 times when it was called;

Resident Evil
28 Days Later
Escape From New York
Escape From Los Angeles
28 Weeks Later
Resident Evil Apocalypse
Resident Evil Extinction
Dawn Of The Dead

Confessional

The only reason I added the poll function was to try to figure out how many people might be reading this.
-----------------------> look. 1. Maybe I should sell add space.

UTooob

I just discovered the true glory of Youtube. Look-up Hot Water Music. "Remedy." It might change your life. Then UnderOath. They have lots of videos. And Sick Of It All. Germany. Raaaaaaadddddddd. Check it, check it, ouuuut.

Word son.

Bumrushed

The bum that yelled at me this morning reminded me of one of my favorite jokes:

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




YOU DON'T KNOW MAN!!!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!

hot dog, we have a weiner

Blood wins!!!!!
Blood always wins.
Blood should always win.

Now, go spill some blood. You'll feel like a winner. I promise.

Okay, don't really go do that. Unless they're homeless dudes.

this just came for sale on iTunes

One of my favorite sad songs.
Benton Falls.
Enjoy. Or get sad.

Let It Go

Tired. Stood in line at the grocery store. A bottle of wine and nothing more. An empty apartment to go home to. Been that way since two thousand and two. A line on his face for every year she missed. A scar on his arm for every time he tried to follow her. A tear in his eye for every day gone by. going home to no one, still you could hear him cry.

If I...
bog you down
if I...
caused you to drown

he sat like winter leaves
and she won't leave his mind tonight
he stares upon the picture on the wall
and then begins to cry

let it go.
let it go.

he wakes to the sunrise
broken glass upon the floor
salt dried upon his cheek
he's seen it all before

let it go.
let it go.

"I promise that I won't fall down...

... I promise that I won't skin my knee. Like you promised you'd always be around, taking care of me..."

Fuck. It all went down.

And clutching the fence you said...

100th Post! (I think...)

Found this on The Onion site

November 01, 2007

Colorado Rockies: 'What The Fuck Just Happened?'

DENVER—Days after the Boston Red Sox completed their four-game sweep to win the 2007 World Series, Colorado Rockies players dressed in full uniform were still standing on the field experiencing various degrees of shock. "We…we…we were winning lots of games? And then? Then we were losing all these games? Because the Red Sox came and hit and hit and hit and they didn't, they didn't stop…" said Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs, pointing at the left field wall with a shaking and dirty finger before turning, pointing at the right field wall, and repeating the words he has been speaking nonstop since Sunday night. "They hit here, and here, and through the gap there, and they… Oh, God, what happened? What the fuck just happened to us?" Rockies team officials released an erratically worded, hand-scrawled statement today saying they would address any psychological issues just as soon as the World Series is over

The Proving Grounds

Sometimes it feels like every insignificant little task, every conversation, every encounter, is a test of worth. I don't know how to describe it any other way than the proving grounds. Every morning feels like the first day at a job where they're actively looking to fire me.

Instead of having normal interactions with people, uncontested dialogue feels like a free pass or a mulligan. If you're letting me off the hook, you are patronizing me. A deep sense of paranoia is setting in. Everything that is not overly familiar makes me feel like I'm walking into a trap. Or driving five hours into the hornet's nest.

There is no way I can keep this up. I haven't the slightest clue as to what I need to change; what change this will force upon me; or what change will eventually come inspite of my best efforts to resist.

All I can do is promise this won't be pretty. Enjoy the ensuing destruction.

Let it burn.

F to the It

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK law school. I don't like anyone here. I want to hang out with my girl and my friends.

Die hippy, die.

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An art post?

Back to school,

back to school
to prove to dad that I'm not a fool...