Saturday, April 14, 2007

Yea I know

Haven't been posting much, and when I do it's just to bitch. But,

I just finished studying for 10 hours straight, turned on the tube, and of course, nothing on.

Except 3 fucking Steven Segal movies.

I only get 28 stations. How in the hell is that possible? And Jean Claude Van Dam is on another.

Step 1. Convince everyone you know karate
Step 2. Un-learn how to act
Step 3. Make movie with Keenan Ivory Waynes (or Dennis Rodman)

I'll send anyone $10 if they can tell me the names of the two movies I'm talking about in Step 3.

One last though: In case you missed it last night, he's 2 homers closer.

Barry! Barry! Barry!

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