AZ Re-Cap

A brief summary of my last 4 days in the Valley of the Sun:

Made some new friends (that's a loaded statement, I'm not getting into now)
Hung with old friends
Didn't sleep for more than 15 combined hours, or more than 4 at once
Drank enough booze to kill a small horse

And once again it's go-time. 4 days of having an life in trade for 4 months of not having one again.
Sweet.

Success!

No, not finals. Won't find out about those for a while.
What I have done successfully is drink a hole into my liver. No feelo bueno todayo.
As I begin the long wait to find out if I will be a future law school drop-out, I am reminded of the words of the wise man Goose as he sayeth onto Mav:

"You got the number for that truck-driving school?"

I wonder who that guy is next to Anthony Edwards? I bet he still tells chicks he was in Top Gun. I want that haircut.

Yea I know

Haven't been posting much, and when I do it's just to bitch. But,

I just finished studying for 10 hours straight, turned on the tube, and of course, nothing on.

Except 3 fucking Steven Segal movies.

I only get 28 stations. How in the hell is that possible? And Jean Claude Van Dam is on another.

Step 1. Convince everyone you know karate
Step 2. Un-learn how to act
Step 3. Make movie with Keenan Ivory Waynes (or Dennis Rodman)

I'll send anyone $10 if they can tell me the names of the two movies I'm talking about in Step 3.

One last though: In case you missed it last night, he's 2 homers closer.

Barry! Barry! Barry!

here we go again...

It's gonna be a long year for my beloved Giants.
2-7 not a great start. However, we usually start the year at 7-2 then blow it later. Maybe starting at the bottom will lead to a different end. I doubt it.

One final thought...

Barry! Barry! Barry!

Go suck it Dodger fans. I hate you.