Lean and mean

no, not me. fat as ever. i mean the authorship. time to get rid of the peanut gallery and keep it limited to those actually capable of saying something that will get me sued into oblivion.

It only burns when I pee

That's what reminded me to return to this ill-fated blog. How have I stayed clear for so long, you ask. Well, being a scum sucking lawyer may have something to do with it. Mostly in that I don't have time to write all those horrible things going through my head. A client today brought their terror of a 'child' with them to my office and it reminded me of an email I got recently. I think it's time we re-instute a sterilization policy. And yes, that's my legal opinion. Send the $400 to my home address. Enjoy:

Anger is so hot right now

I wish I could do angry.

Grrrrrrr. Damn Democrats. Bailing out the auto industry and saving countless jobs. Bastards. And why save the auto industry? It isn't like they are the beacon of American ingenuity. Sure the europeans beat us technologically. But we're 'Merican! Save my neighbors, or me if you can. Just don't ask me to pay for it.

And throw all those bums out of congress. It's not like my government is made up of my peers! That would just be insane. You would need some really smart forefathers to setup a government like that! It's best we put people into government that want nothing to do with it.

Gut our greatest asset, I say! Let's stone the bastards! I mean my peers. I mean me. I mean... wait.

Grrrrrrrrr. Rage. Dirty looks. Glen Becktard.


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