Shut the fuck up. Where's my cocktail?

What the fuck are some of my friends going to do? I'm talking about the late 20's and 30 somethings who skipped college and have been working in the restaurant biz for the last decade. Summer is the slow time around here (any guesses?), and things are going to get worse. If you think you're broke now... Anyway, it seems that at least a certain % have decided to make a run to campus and enroll to pursue their long lost dream. Really, this is hilarious to me. Watch a tattooed, balding 28 year old hit on some 21 year-old by telling her he's getting his nutrition degree - and tell me that's not funny. The reality is this: college was an investment you should have made a long time ago. Instead of promising yourself that Thanks Daddy State will certainly accept you after 2 lovely years of community college at High School With Ashtrays, maybe you should get a real job.

one last thought

"Murder-Suicide Pact" was the only right answer. That's right. It wasn't a poll, it was a pop quiz. And whoever answered, failed.

"Kids, you tried and failed. The lesson is; never try." - Homer Simpson

????

I know it's Veteran's Day and all but I just heard on the news that the government spent $120 million to restore an aircraft carrier from WWII. I am all for preserving history and honoring our vets. But was this really necessary at this stage? How about waiting until we have one of those lovely budget surpluses to do this stuff.

My new math

3 years of law school / 2 different schools - a ton of fun + a little motivation = hanging by my neck in the closet.

any thoughts?

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I'm not kidding. This is for real.

Just a thought...

They got armadillos out here? I bet they make a cool sound when you run them over.