Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Anger is so hot right now

I wish I could do angry.

Grrrrrrr. Damn Democrats. Bailing out the auto industry and saving countless jobs. Bastards. And why save the auto industry? It isn't like they are the beacon of American ingenuity. Sure the europeans beat us technologically. But we're 'Merican! Save my neighbors, or me if you can. Just don't ask me to pay for it.

And throw all those bums out of congress. It's not like my government is made up of my peers! That would just be insane. You would need some really smart forefathers to setup a government like that! It's best we put people into government that want nothing to do with it.

Gut our greatest asset, I say! Let's stone the bastards! I mean my peers. I mean me. I mean... wait.

Grrrrrrrrr. Rage. Dirty looks. Glen Becktard.


How did I do?