Prezidential Paint Ballz

Ha ha. If you like wasting time as much as me...
You'll find this mildly entertaining.

http://www.miniclip.com/games/presidential-paintball/en/

The Hollywood Minute

Okay, so I haven't seen this movie yet but if you've seen the preview you probably had the same reaction as me.


I like it better the first 23 times when it was called;

Resident Evil
28 Days Later
Escape From New York
Escape From Los Angeles
28 Weeks Later
Resident Evil Apocalypse
Resident Evil Extinction
Dawn Of The Dead

Confessional

The only reason I added the poll function was to try to figure out how many people might be reading this.
-----------------------> look. 1. Maybe I should sell add space.

UTooob

I just discovered the true glory of Youtube. Look-up Hot Water Music. "Remedy." It might change your life. Then UnderOath. They have lots of videos. And Sick Of It All. Germany. Raaaaaaadddddddd. Check it, check it, ouuuut.

Word son.

Bumrushed

The bum that yelled at me this morning reminded me of one of my favorite jokes:

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




YOU DON'T KNOW MAN!!!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!

hot dog, we have a weiner

Blood wins!!!!!
Blood always wins.
Blood should always win.

Now, go spill some blood. You'll feel like a winner. I promise.

Okay, don't really go do that. Unless they're homeless dudes.

this just came for sale on iTunes

One of my favorite sad songs.
Benton Falls.
Enjoy. Or get sad.

Let It Go

Tired. Stood in line at the grocery store. A bottle of wine and nothing more. An empty apartment to go home to. Been that way since two thousand and two. A line on his face for every year she missed. A scar on his arm for every time he tried to follow her. A tear in his eye for every day gone by. going home to no one, still you could hear him cry.

If I...
bog you down
if I...
caused you to drown

he sat like winter leaves
and she won't leave his mind tonight
he stares upon the picture on the wall
and then begins to cry

let it go.
let it go.

he wakes to the sunrise
broken glass upon the floor
salt dried upon his cheek
he's seen it all before

let it go.
let it go.

"I promise that I won't fall down...

... I promise that I won't skin my knee. Like you promised you'd always be around, taking care of me..."

Fuck. It all went down.

And clutching the fence you said...